kick-starting time, soul divine
dropped some funky verses for all mankind
put them in a book to answer your every query
Genesis describes your big-bang theory...
you ever broken down the word "theory"?, it means guess
is this the best that scientists can suggest?
i mean for real...think about it
keep believing that junk that evolutionists say,
but i bet you on their deathbed that their gonna pray
and i aint saying that im better, in fact im much worse
just hate to see you deny your maker on your way to the hearse
just cause you're too proud, or you're too loud,
to hear the holy spirit coming down to you from a cloud
ask Jesus to come save you this very day,
i bet He will and you'll be sorry that you was fakin on J

now we're fakin on J with this moral decline,
Rapture's on its way its gonna be right on time
we gots to pray to Jesus Christ so that we dont miss it
you can have the powerball, i want J's golden ticket
for the pearly gates, where we congregate, hope that im not late, to Lords wedding date...lets bow our heads in prayer...
now the way the worlds turning it aint looking so hot,
unless your talking about the devil then he's got the spot
for you to chill...oops...i mean fry on the griddle
throw in a dash of gnashing teeth, forget the fiddle
charlie daniels cant save ya, you turned your back on the Lord
all He wanted was you to love him but you just ignored
the good news is if you can hear the words to this song,
its not too late for you to change this hellish outcome...praise Jesus!

you might ask yourself, what is fakin on J? its knowing right but doing wrong anyway
there's a plank in my eye, im a sinner, im just sayin,
i feel the Lord tugging at my heartstrings to weigh in
i'll be the first to admit, was headed for that pit
the lake of fire, soul expired, burning hotter than fryer
i need a fan, naw man, i aint down with this plan
that lava is looking hot plus i already got me a tan
gots to pray to Lord Jesus to please forgive us of our sins,
be sure to include your enemies not just family and friends
cause Lord knows these haters try to bring you down
to the low down level which is on the ground
where the snakes do slither, and all dreams wither
in the blink of an eye life can pass you by.